Sunday, January 11, 2009

i'm very lame.


vanny: i'm burning cd nw.
viv: ok.
viv: you got lighter?
vanny: yeah.. plenty
vanny: i got kerosene also
vanny: like that burn faster

viv: not only that. ur action can kill two birds with one stone. burn whole hse aso.
vanny: yeah kill 3 birds with one stone
vanny: burn myself
too
viv: kill 4 birds with one stone
viv: get urself a new home
viv: know what home?

vanny: what is it?
viv: COFFIN
vanny: oh yeah, and decorated with idol pics and must install real stereo inside for me to listen to music
viv: too bad you cant sing and dance
vanny: then u sub me lor
vanny: u be in the coffin

viv: your hse burn also not my hse burn. so you die also not i die.
vanny: i wait for u to come lor
viv: now i know u burning ur hse u think i will come
vanny: sure
vanny: u want to visit heaven don't u?

viv: but i dont want to visit with no body and no head only skeleton
vanny: skeleton nice ahh
vanny: oh burning already
viv: shucks. i cant see you for the last time
vanny: awww
vanny: im still alive
vanny: oh.. havent burn finish

viv: u got inject the anaestetic?
vanny: lol.. nope
vanny: fire still havent reach me

viv: then how u are burning
vanny: burn lor
viv: but you said fire hvent reach u? how burn
vanny: LOL
vanny: lame shit lah


then much later, met this lame girl at denise's house. we had our hardest laughter for the year 2009. stomach piangz again.

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